What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:27
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
He : So, are you seeing someone?
What will the legacy of Jimmy Carter be in light of his death today at 100?
Me : Because it's month of August.
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
What was the worst spanking you ever got? Why did you get it, and how was it given to you?
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
Me : No
How does the narcissist react when he realizes you no longer care?
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
Is anal sex allowed in Islam? It's not written anywhere in the Quran whether it's forbidden or not.
Me : Thank you.
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
Why is Trump so disliked worldwide?
Me : I don't drink coffee also
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
Why is the Middle East prone to terrorism?
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
He : I'm 24.
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
What are some mind-blowing facts about Michael Jackson?
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?
He : Then let's have some coffee
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
Me : I don't drink
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
Me : Sure.
He : Tea ?
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!